Friday, February 6, 2015

Package Delivery!

*DING DONG* The cheap doorbell went off. The delivery guy waited patiently at the door. Ready to give the parcel to the owner of the place. As he heard some steps get closer to the door. Dave the Delivery guy shouted. "I have a package for a Bill Sparks!"

*CREAK* The door swings open. "Yeah, I'm Bill. Is that my stuff? I've been tracking it for hours now. You sure took you're time. I couldn't leave home until I knew I had it. Thanks I guess."

Dave the delivery guy was struck speechless. Right before him was a cute, half naked girl. She was leaving nothing to the imagination. Only a thin scarf was strategically placed to cover her breasts and a pair of boxers were the only other thing on her. Dave did his best but he couldn't hide the spit-take he just did. "P-please miss, call Bill Sparks over to sign the form." Dave mumbled. He couldn't help but give the sexy girl in front of him the once over.

The girl looked down on herself, and looked back up at the delivery guy. "Oh I'm sorry! I should have worn something. I'm just so used to hardly wearing anything when I'm at home. I should have
at least put on a blouse or something. Well, it's too late now."

"This package must be signed by Bill. Is he here? I cant release it to anyone else but him. Per the stipulation of the delivery." Dave replied hesitantly. The girl at the door was attractive. He did his best not to stare at the woman's chest. But he knew he saw a nip as the girl moved around.

"But I am Bill," The girl replied. "I'm just a girl right now." She was getting a little frustrated.

Dave just couldn't believe what she was saying. this couldn't be a guy can it? No man can pass like that without surgery or at least a couple grand,  he thought to himself.

"You don't believe me do you sir?" The girl replied. "If I were standing in your shoes, I wouldn't believe me too. But you see the package you're holding are some gender change pills. I'm sure you've heard of them. They're all the rage right now. My supply was running out and I ordered some more. As you can see, they do work.... Umm.....Give me a second, I'll be right back."

Dave the delivery guy was in shock! Everything the girl said made sense to him now. For the past few weeks, Dave had noticed the same packages over and over again. He was amazed by the utter elation as people waited for him to arrive with the same box he's bringing this girl right now. Come to think about it, Dave thought... He's brought this same box to this house before...

"Umm...Dave? That's your name on your badge right? Here are some pictures of me when I was a guy and here's my drivers license. My address matches up. So please believe me. Can I have my pills now?"

Dave handed the box to Bill and made him sign the form. The girl known as Bill quickly closed the door. Bill stood there for a second, trying to figure out how to continue the rest of his shift. He shook
his head and made way back to his truck. Gender change is real, Dave thought to himself as he delivered more parcels around town. It lingered in his head and made him question other things.....

A few hours passed, and Dave made it to another stop. It's the same package again, but for someone else. What surprises will he expect this time? "Here we go again Dave!" He said aloud half jokingly
as he headed towards the door...

1 comment:

  1. For a moment I thought Bill would gift one pill to Dave to make him believe. :D

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